Update 7/19/2008

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Fear of Spiders Plays No Role Whatsoever in Plot

Some of the, err, 'Underreported' Features of GTA IV

It's not a real news item until the Onion reports it. Our choice for the 21st Century's Paper of Record today reveals some of the new features of GTA IV...

  • Special cheat code allows players to experience legal consequences of their actions
  • One of the game's sponsors is Jergens, so your character suffers from dry skin and must remember to always keep his hands moist
  • Every other mission is to kill a congressman who condemned the game's three previous versions

For these and more 'features', see Grand Theft Auto IV Hits Stores at the ever-loving Onion.



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