Update 7/31/2010
Fear of Spiders Plays No Role Whatsoever in Plot
Some of the, err, 'Underreported' Features of GTA IV
It's not a real news item until the Onion reports it. Our choice for the 21st Century's Paper of Record today reveals some of the new features of GTA IV...
- Special cheat code allows players to experience legal consequences of their actions
- One of the game's sponsors is Jergens, so your character suffers from dry skin and must remember to always keep his hands moist
- Every other mission is to kill a congressman who condemned the game's three previous versions
For these and more 'features', see Grand Theft Auto IV Hits Stores at the ever-loving Onion.
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